After President Donald Trump’s great success renaming the Gulf of America and Mount McKinley, the president is preparing to declare he has the sole power to rename anything he wants.
The Daily Signal was added to a group chat called “Top Secret Renaming Small Group” by a Snapchat user, in which the Trump administration discussed renaming 10 things Americans love or love to hate.
Lady Liberty will now be referred to as Melania: We love our first lady.
The Panama Canal will be called the America Canal: We should have never given it away.
The Department of Education will be the Department of Indoctrination: If we can’t abolish it, we will rename it.
Disney will now be known as DEI Productions: Rachel Zegler actually pitched this one.
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Canadian geese are now called American geese: They stopped migrating because they love it here.
Lake Michigan will now be called the Gulf of Ohio: It’s big, it’s beautiful, and Gov. Gretchen Whitmer doesn’t deserve it.
Greenland will be Red, White, and Blue Land: OK, this one is actually not a joke.
MSNBC will now actually be MSDNC: Trump is serious about accuracy in advertising.
McDonald’s is now just Donald’s: It’s his favorite.
California will be renamed Commiefornia: A true classic.
April Fools! The geese are still Canadian for now.
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